Welcome to the digital breakroom. This repository is dedicated to the world’s most important resource: puns, one-liners, and dad jokes.
Why don’t programmers like nature?
Because it has too many bugs and the outdoor lighting is way too high-res.
Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers?
He'd stop at nothing to avoid them.
Two fish meet
the first say hy , the second where?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
We are currently suffering from a severe "humor deficit." If you have a joke that’s so good it’s bad (or just actually good), please help us out!
- Fork this repository.
- Add your joke to the bottom of this file.
- Open a Pull Request with the title
fix: added missing serotonin.
Rules: Keep it clean, keep it clever, and if it makes you groan, it’s probably perfect.